bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
I’ve had a neighbor who would challenge that.
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
I’ve had a neighbor who would challenge that.
these are amazing???
Hauntgey is my final form.
if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
“FEED ME!”
okay so i did a few uvu
abchu, tentaysaur, arbmeleon, and dewqueen
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
And then came the day when Tony asked Jarvis what he always wanted to be, and told him he’d give him a day to be that thing.
Jarvis always wanted to be a ballerina
(Source: runningawaywithaspaceman)
One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW
OH MY GOD
im glad we’re all in agreement that living in indiana is basically hell
Hell is actually humid to the point where you are almost actually just breathing water. also filled with meth labs and corn.
Yeah… Jumping on the band wagon here…
He kinda looks like a Mario baddie… huh…
how to get a gif to upload on tumblr